Surviving the TeXas Heat - therowdytxn

The TEXAS Heat

So its been over 30 day's of extreme heat down here in Texas. I mean God I love Texas but 108 degrees like four day's in a row thats ridiculous. I felt so strongly about the heat i had to make a video in which I poke fun at attempting to escape the heat and one of my methods was to jump into a pool, but as the guy jumps into the pool to relieve himself of the blistering heat the pool burst into flames. Even water is not cool enough to help in this heat. Its like the eternal flames from hell is licking Texas all day and night. Its impossible to enjoy oneself outside. I feel like jello whenever i walk out into the blistering heat, Sluggish and slow as I pant my way to the car, where I fall into the seat as a blob of desperation waiting for the A/C in the car to cool me down, but it doesn't Its too hot for the A/C. It takes so long for it to over come the heat that i'm at my destination before it even starts to feel remotely cool.

I think that vampire lore got started here in Texas when creative people experienced a Texas August, which inspired them to write into lore that vampires cannot wonder outside during the day for fear of bursting into flame. It makes sense when you go to Texas and the general population does everything it can to stay indoors until night fall and if you do go outside you makes sounds as if you were being tortured from something far worse than a little stuffy heat. But it is far worse than a little stuffy heat its the lake of fire from hell pouring out onto our poor poor skin.

The best tool I found to combat this extreme heat is an old invention thought up by the cowboy's long ago...It's called......The Cowboy hat.